Matt

Matt is such a badass that he shreds the cheese with his bare hands.

Smitty

Smitty is visibly tired of being asked if he's the owner.

Manny

Manny is now legal and no longer fears Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Ron

One of our biggest, in house Yankee fans, unfortunately this day he mistakenly wore his mets cap.

Jon

Seen here before his tragic scooter accident.

Frank

He was just informed that his share of the tips was being cut.

Jared

Proud of his Great Wall of Pizza boxes.

Nick

Brooklyn import Nick Scarboni is itching to quit and work for Sbarro's.

Robert

Tossing a dough in between beer breaks.

Thomas

Works part time here at the pizzeria, when he's not on set playing Jacob in twilight.

Tony

Grew up in the pizza business back in Chicago, but forgot everything he knew.

Peter

Makes another dirty phone call to the taco shop next door.

Veggie Pizza

We love making Veggie Pizzas!

Seth

If Seth looks distracted, it's because he's already counting the days 'til the next ComicCon.

James

Fondly recalls what he remembers of the crew's last Vegas trip.

Patrick

'Mr Natrual' shows us his split finger basketball palming technique.

Blaise

We stole Blaise from Fat Tony's pizzeria right before he went outta business.

Balcony Seating

Ask about our balcony terrace seating.

Jordan

After winning the lottery, Jordan decided to keep working at Bronx Pizza just for the fun of it.

Matt AKA Chuck

Fresh from Kentucky, chopping basil with a smile

Matt

Is actually a really nice guy, it's just that guys from the Bronx don't like getting their picture taken.


Some of the lifetime accomplishments of the Bronx Pizza crew:

  • a handful of college degrees
  • a few felony convictions
  • several years of attendance in twelve-step programs
  • dozens of tattoos
  • too many burns to count